Opened my shopping list at the grocery store:
Now I understand what small one was trying to say when she stormed into the kitchen, yelling, Doggie! Puppy!
She was really saying, I've punched every key on that stupid computer, and it still won't play the dog show!
Which explains why she walked out in a frustrated huff when her clueless momma bent over and coo'ed Hey baby, did you see a puppy outside?
Poor kid. Her grasp on the english language failed her again.